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Cool Toys - Neat Swag

Yet another cool gag horribly lost on some people. But you gotta admit, even the datasheet looks realistic!
This was our April Fools 2003 joke. People did try to order it. Honest!

CadetStuff Labs "Drill Sergeant In A Box" CSL-101A

Drillpad stage fright got you down in the dumps? The Wright Brothers drill quiz just too tough on your diaphram? This is just what you need!

Drill Sergeant in a Box (DSIB) is your all new electronic drill assistant.

Drill Sergeant in a Box is a hand held digital playback device with a large, 100w magneto-lithium speaker element that will take command of any sized formation.

Using Drill Sergeant in a Box is so simple, even a Senior Airman could do it! Simply select the command you want, hold Drill Sergeant in a Box up with the 100w magneto-lithium speaker facing the troops, and press the orange "Command" button. Cadets far and wide will not be able to ignore your commands!

See the CSL-101A datasheet here (325kb PDF)

CSL-101A "Drill Sergeant in a Box"
2 low, low payments of $199.95

CSL-101A VoicePaks

Enhance your CSL-101A - and your vocabulary - with these CommandPacks^TM!

Standard NAVMC-2691 - Including the following (click on the links for samples):

"Attench-HUT"
"Parade Rest"
"GET UP"
"To The Rear, MARCH"
"Hurry up!"
"Keep playing around!"
Too much more to list...

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman * (NAVMC-2691 compliant) - Includes the following (click on the links for samples):

"From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir!" Do you maggots understand that?"
"Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!"
"Hell, I like you."
"Who the **** said that? What slimy little communist **** twinkletoes **** **** just signed his own death warrant?"
"What is your major malfunction, numb****?"
"You slimy scumbag! Get on your face and give me twenty-five!"
And many, many more!

CSL-101A Standard NAVMC-2691 CommandPack^TM

29.95

CSL-101A "Gunnery Sergeant Hartman CommandPack^{TM
*}
(NAVMC-2691 compliant)

* Requires parental / Squadron Commander permission. Due to current regulations, cannot be shipped/downloaded to RI, WA, OR, PR, DC and certain parts of Southern California.

29.95

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